What is all this talk about water boarding? Some people would consider it a vacation activity. I guess if maybe the boat pulls you faster than you want, it might get scary, but hey all you got to do is let go of the rope. I don't know how that could convince you to tell the truth about something but it appears even Lauren Conrad, after an especially intense session of water boarding confessed that "The Hills" MTV's hit mega hit reality show is fake. But only in the sense that many of the scenes are scripted and blocked. Ho How hard can it be to have a mega hit cable show when the stars take turns denying the existence of and then selling the rights to their latest Sex Tape Of The Week. And if by chance someone fails to release for ratings, someone on the cast takes one for the team and dons a short skirt sans panties and takes their vagina out for a breath of fresh air, or poses for topless photos that are accidentally leaked... (note that the first clue the photos might have been intentionally leaked would have been that they appear to have been taken in a studio with wardrobe and makeup yet when they surfaced it was reported that they were taken by a homeless guy named Chester who traded the camera's flash card for three fish tacos. And the second clue was that written on the flash card was a note that read, Warning: This card contains nude photos of Audrina Patridge, do not sell to the press for thousands of dollars.)

And while we are on the subject of celebrities.... It appears that rumors of an upcoming wedding between Ashley (I'm a bunch easier than my sister) Simpson and Pete Wentz are no  longer rumors as the couple have announced their engagement. New rumors that the marriage is being rushed along because Ashley "pulled a Jamie Lynn" are being denied by the couple. In fact Pete contends that the chances of the couple ever producing a child are very slim. He goes on to reveal that during lovemaking Ashley's moaning, groaning and general sex talk don't sync with her lips and, "Frankly it freaks me the hell out, I can't even finish."

Also in the news this week, Amy Winehouse has been diagnosed as suffering from a little known side effect of heavy drug use, a malignant proliferating tricholemmal cyst or as it is better know, giant hairy skull tumor. 

And This Weeks Celebrity Yearbook Photo

Answer next Sunday.