I wonder if he was burying his nuts in her cleavage?

 

Dateline - WARREN, OH

Police interviewing a woman about a murder suspect got quite a surprise when a squirrel popped out of her cleavage.

The woman, who was wearing a tank top, gently pushed him back in and continued the 10 minute interview.

"No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room, said Det. Wayne Mackey of the Warren Police Department.

"I just kept right on talking to her, listening to her. I really didn't acknowledge at all. I really didn't know what to say."

 

To which I can only add.....

The woman was released before interviewers were able to confirm reports she also had a beaver in her pants.

 

 

 

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