If you're "long in the tooth" like I am, and still have a grasp on your long term memory, (I remember "the day" very well, it's yesterday that I have trouble with.) you remember all the controversy about an Aerosmith song called "Big Ten Inch Record".

The uproar from the "old people" was over a couple lines in the song that were somewhat suggestive:

"but I really get her going when I whip out my big 10 inch"

But when you put in the actual context of lyrics it becomes, "but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch record of a band that plays the blues".

The other line that offended the oldsters was:

"seems she don't go for nothin' suck on my big 10 inch", which doesn't even make any sense and when all the giggling and whispering died down didn't even exist.

The actual lyric was "seems she don't go for nothin' 'cept for my big 10 inch.

Which was always referring to the old 78rpm Blues records that were recorded on 10" shellac plates, except in the dirty, filthy, narrow minds of "those who would mow the grass wearing shorts, black socks and sandals".

Here is the Aerosmith version.

The history of that controversy played in my mind when I saw the new Burger King ad.

The top graphic is suggestive. Without question.....

The ad copy says:

"Fill your desire for something long, juicy......"

"Yearn for more....."

Steamy for sure.

And then there is the tag line "BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER"

If you put XXX in the bottom corner it would almost pass as a porn video cover.

Damn these ad agencies and burger joints for poisoning the minds of our children with all this sex stuff. Damn them, damn them to hell.

Okay your right I really don't mind this ad, in fact I kinda like it, but I'm going to bitch anyway, and I'm going to bitch loudly. Why you might ask... Because I am old and now it is my turn, and I intend on fully exploiting my oncoming senility.

I think that the fact this ad has, so far, not stirred up a bunch of trouble for Burger King may once again illustrate that fact that size does matter and that there is a big difference between seven inches and ten inches.

And while we are sitting here and I am bitching.... Who would let their daughter leave the house wearing shorts that say JUICY on the ass?

I'm just sayin'

As a side note for any of you that remember or those that might be interested, here is the original version of "Big Ten Inch Record" as preformed by Bull "Moose" Jackson