The University Of Oklahoma, The Pride Of Oklahoma, The Crimson And Cream Machine, beat themselves quite badly last weekend with a little (and I stress the word LITTLE) help from the female reproductive system also known as The University Of Texas.

I actually think if Texas had just sat at midfield and ovulated the outcome would have been the same. Except, Bradford’s shoulder would not have been squished by a large uterus.

My God…  How poorly will they play in the next few games when they won’t be looking across the line at fallopian tubes?

Texas got a win and OU got Chlamydia.

Damnit